It's time to push your fears aside and let us whisk you away from the everyday.
There's no need to panic; you can sit comfortably and safely in your own home while we brave the many corners of our vast Empire.
There's no need to panic; you can sit comfortably and safely in your own home while we brave the many corners of our vast Empire.
And which Empire are we referring to, you may be asking? Well the United States Empire of course; a strange and magical place, full of awe and wonderment.
From the third world patch of dirt we call Puerto Rico, to the land of pompousness known as New England, and all the way to slow talking Texas, we bring you:
~ The Travels of Mr. & Ms. Adventure! ~
Time and time again, our own internet research has produced nothing but conflicting claims, out of date information, and everything except actual answers to our many questions; it felt like we were taking crazy pills! Of course we can't fix everything, but can at least make the attempt to build a solid base of worthwhile travel/adventure information; ranging from beautiful secluded beaches, the best places to spear Caribbean lobster, solar panel installation, chicken training tips, and all the way to which venomous snakes shouldn't be pestered.
We shall do our best to deliver quality, helpful information, wrapped in a mixture of insulting rhyme, troublesome opinion and emotionless rants. After spinning your head with infallible logic and overwhelming wit, you'll leave dizzy, happy and thankful that you found this site. So happy and dizzy in fact, you'll give into your new and unexplained urge
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